Pablo Picasso: Car Thief

These days, the Spanish town of Malaga is more synonymous with bawdy British tourists expunging the benefits of twelve pints of lager, complaining that the breakfast isn’t as good as their Mum makes, and attempting in vain to reach Gloria Gaynor’s high notes on the [non]-traditional English pub karaoke night.

Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens

In an asinine world of literary flatulence, there’s a new kid on the block; and his name is Dickens, Charles Dickens.
In what can only be described as a first; we have a debut novel that cavorts down the oiled slip and slide with all the artistic elegance of a three-legged hippopotamus with gout.